I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it-at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress. Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah? So.I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous.Īnd landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken. I mean, you really can't get any worse of a day without someone actually dying. I went into that day hoping I'd get the happiest day of my life. Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That's what they say, at least.
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